Use these when you need to skip school!

Excuse Notes From Parents

• "My son is under the doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
• "Please excuse Mary for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot."
• "Please excuse Fred for being. It was his father's fault."
• "Please ackuse Fred being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and 33,"
• "Mary was absent from school yesterday as she was having a gangover."
• "Mary could not come to school today because she was bother by very close veins."
• "Fred has an acre in his side."
• "Please excuse Fred from P.E. for a few days. He fell yesterday out of a tree and misplaced his hip."
• "Please excuse Mary from Jim yesterday. She is administrating."
• "Please excuse Fred for being absent. He had a cold and could not breed well."
• "Please excuse Mary. She has been sick and under the doctor."
• "Please excuse Mary from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps."
• "John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face."
• "Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part."
• "My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines."
• "Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels."
• "Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night."
• "George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach."
• "Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout."
• "Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals."
• "Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diahr,diahoah, dyah the shits."